38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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