I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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