So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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