If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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