what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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