you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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