I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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