it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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