Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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