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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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