i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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