You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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