The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Text me some of your sweat
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