I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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