battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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