They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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