just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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