She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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