Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
