i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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