Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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