We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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