How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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