you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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