Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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