your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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