Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
