how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
try to milk me bitch
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