What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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