i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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