Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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