4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I am available for nakedness
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