So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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