Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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