im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the day after is always just damage control
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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