new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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