dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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