Kareoke will never be a sober sport
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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