So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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