I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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