I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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