I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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