the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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