are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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