Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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