i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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