At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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