TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
wow bdsm is so cute
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
