I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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