It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is wine microwaveable?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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where are you?
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I came so hard my ears popped.