I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Couch. On fire.