Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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