We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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