I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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