is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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