I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm way too hungover for life right now
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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