I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
This baby is an asshole
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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