You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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