Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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