Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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