I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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